经济适用男PK简易方便女
[ 2009-03-08 13:14:06 | 作者: 冬夜寒风 ]
刚才看电视，信手扫台时，耳边无意间传来一句“经济适用男”。着实被这词给雷了一下，便仔细倾听主持人的讲解，待搞明白了此话的含义后，我已经是捧腹狂笑，险些将手中茶杯给扔了。
“经济适用男”这个雷词横空出世，也不知道是哪位雷派高人的灵感迸发，把一个房地产的概念，竟活生生扣到了人的头上，其实这意思跟经济适用房也差不多。那些娇滴滴的小姑娘，本来梦中都想找一匹白马来骑，等睁开眼后，发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮能拉车的，这样的驴，就被命名为：经济适用男。
我们的生活真是充满幽默，一句话就把现实展示的淋漓尽致，而且入木三分。别墅里拴的肯定是白马，那高档公寓里拴的则是杂毛马。作为驴而言，就只能拴在经济适用房里，被广大没有骑上马而懊恼不迭的姑娘挑三拣四，若有幸被牵走，估计就得一辈子做驴拉磨，而且按“经济适用”的另外一层意义讲：干得辛苦但草料很少。
其实，男人被分成三六九等，那女人也是一样的待遇，每个男人都想找个美艳绝伦的当老婆，等而下之便是气质高雅、温柔体贴，可惜，都是物以稀为贵，满大街也没几个能回头率过百的惊艳美女，所以说，这世界无法满足每一个人的胃口，现实应以和谐为贵，差不多、凑合用、基本靠谱等等，这才是真理。
如果“经济适用男”是女人的善意玩笑，那反过来，男人也可以跟女人也开个一样的玩笑，除了公主、大家闺秀外，也可以给女人增加一个冠名，以方便跟“经济适用男”相匹配。
当代女人都跟专业的装修工人近似，每天都要在脸上先抹一层厚厚的腻子，然后一遍遍往上刷漆，一排不长的眉毛也得一根一根地拿钳子给拽直了，等眼部嘴唇等重点部位修理完毕，还得照自己身上狂喷一把杀虫剂，然后出门前再对着镜子左顾右盼半小时，等确信这番装修手段能验收合格，足以聚焦白马和灰驴的目光后，这才一扭腰肢走出门去。
如此费劲若是拴不回一条马来，那简直是暴殄手艺，再说了，男的大多数都是“经济适用男”，拉磨的要是天天累得半死，身边还老是一个装修工人在不停的施工，估计看着也烦。所以，“经济适用男”最合适的搭配，应该是“简易方便女”。
“简易方便女”首先是干干净净亭亭玉立，洗完脸一扎头发就能出门，一把装修的好手完全可以用在别的方面，譬如给槽里加料前，能把草料洗干净，顺手再添上一把黄豆。天热了，坐在磨前一边看着驴拉磨，一边用蒲扇给驴赶苍蝇，如此等等，就可谓之“简易方便女”。
祝愿天下的所有 “简易方便女”，都能够骑着一头好驴回娘家。
“经济适用男”这个雷词横空出世，也不知道是哪位雷派高人的灵感迸发，把一个房地产的概念，竟活生生扣到了人的头上，其实这意思跟经济适用房也差不多。那些娇滴滴的小姑娘，本来梦中都想找一匹白马来骑，等睁开眼后，发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮能拉车的，这样的驴，就被命名为：经济适用男。
我们的生活真是充满幽默，一句话就把现实展示的淋漓尽致，而且入木三分。别墅里拴的肯定是白马，那高档公寓里拴的则是杂毛马。作为驴而言，就只能拴在经济适用房里，被广大没有骑上马而懊恼不迭的姑娘挑三拣四，若有幸被牵走，估计就得一辈子做驴拉磨，而且按“经济适用”的另外一层意义讲：干得辛苦但草料很少。
其实，男人被分成三六九等，那女人也是一样的待遇，每个男人都想找个美艳绝伦的当老婆，等而下之便是气质高雅、温柔体贴，可惜，都是物以稀为贵，满大街也没几个能回头率过百的惊艳美女，所以说，这世界无法满足每一个人的胃口，现实应以和谐为贵，差不多、凑合用、基本靠谱等等，这才是真理。
如果“经济适用男”是女人的善意玩笑，那反过来，男人也可以跟女人也开个一样的玩笑，除了公主、大家闺秀外，也可以给女人增加一个冠名，以方便跟“经济适用男”相匹配。
当代女人都跟专业的装修工人近似，每天都要在脸上先抹一层厚厚的腻子，然后一遍遍往上刷漆，一排不长的眉毛也得一根一根地拿钳子给拽直了，等眼部嘴唇等重点部位修理完毕，还得照自己身上狂喷一把杀虫剂，然后出门前再对着镜子左顾右盼半小时，等确信这番装修手段能验收合格，足以聚焦白马和灰驴的目光后，这才一扭腰肢走出门去。
如此费劲若是拴不回一条马来，那简直是暴殄手艺，再说了，男的大多数都是“经济适用男”，拉磨的要是天天累得半死，身边还老是一个装修工人在不停的施工，估计看着也烦。所以，“经济适用男”最合适的搭配，应该是“简易方便女”。
“简易方便女”首先是干干净净亭亭玉立，洗完脸一扎头发就能出门，一把装修的好手完全可以用在别的方面，譬如给槽里加料前，能把草料洗干净，顺手再添上一把黄豆。天热了，坐在磨前一边看着驴拉磨，一边用蒲扇给驴赶苍蝇，如此等等，就可谓之“简易方便女”。
祝愿天下的所有 “简易方便女”，都能够骑着一头好驴回娘家。
[最后修改由 冬夜寒风， 于 2009-03-08 13:16:30]
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